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Smokey. H
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What is there to know about a cyborg hyena?

I tend to type too much, and I am sorry. At least that means I put thought and consideration into what I say, though you may not think so, nor appreciate it.
My main purpose is to post up art and writing as it shows up, and diligently post until the end of the world. As of now, the whole experience has brought me nothing but tear jerking joy and internal bruising.
So far, I have found
Character/Creature Conceptual art
Writing (looking into scripts too)
Sound Design/Music (though by the tiniest hair)
Video Editing
Surreal/Horror (labeled) art
to really be my shtick these days.
I don't get paid anything, because half the time I'm practicing, and the half I'm making stuff for my friends or through blood-signed agreements,
I would like to start my grand adventure by making cd or book covers,
designing characters for short films OR doing some sound work for a short film.
Some chocolate coins wouldn't hurt, maybe I wouldn't have to (SOPA)
so send a note if you want or desperately need a cyborghyena to mix blood and milk for the project.

These selfless boxes are my betters, and my friends.
They keep this shanty kingdom from both collapsing, and re-introducing the Plagues to mankind. Go to them.

:iconaidanfullocomicz: --- My best source of Aids
:iconjocomjg64: --- Like a funky sweet mixture of Dan Paladin and Chinese Candy
Interests
Maybe one of these days I'll treat you to the story of the blood moon, but not today. Today I give you MEME with a potential side of GWAMMR ERRORS! Enjoy you sick fucks.

1.) Your name: Cyborg Hyena, and you bitches think I'm lyin'
2.) Nicknames: Siberg the Hue
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: shore dew
4.) Location: Minnesoda of Capitalist Country
5.) Age: 17.4
6.) Birthday: Oktober 18th, forget and I will haunt you.
7.) Zodiac sign: Libra nodding in disagreement with Scorpio, Fire-Rat
8.) Parents names: maggie and the ferocious beast
9.) Siblings?: My brother
10.) Pets: Two rats, Nicodemus and Mr. Ages, two cats, Linty and Clyde
11.) Number of rooms in your house: How many hoels?
12.) Religion: I don't practice any.
13.) If so-practicing?: ANY
14.) Male or Female?: Other
15.) Is your family close?: meh...for the most part

What are your favorite
16.) Foods: Pizza, Tacos, Sammiches, get in the kitchen
17.) TV shows: Always cartoons, they never really change.
18.) Movies: Dr. Strangelove is a good one, I've been digging documentaries that are nothing but collections of atomic bomb footages.
19.) Actors: uh....like 2009 SNL cast?
20.) Actresses: same for here
21.) Books: Life after God, and all sorts of khamiks
22.) Artists: Too many, Ralph Steadman, and the guy who did the art for Silent Hill: Paint it Black and Among the Damned, Gris Grimly, JV, what's his face who made "Man Spaghetti", Hotdiggetydemon, LilyLantern but she changed her name, Jamie Hewlett, and my friend Aids.
24.) Video Games: Elder Scrolls and Halos, I haven't really changed that much..
26.) Outfits: Graphic Tees, fuzzy PJ pants 24/7
27.) Stores: Don't have stores around here for anything, so I've got the internet.
28.) Sports: Counting how many people stare.
29.) Colors: Greys, Blacks, Reds, Blues and tingy street light orange.
30.) Numbers: 3, 1
31.) Websites: the tubes, the deviant communes, various art sites I forgot about, then there's my newgrounds...
32.) Cartoons characters: shiiiit, they haven't changed either. free guesses for everyone!
33.) TV Channels: Wish I had comedy central for that new show showcasing some of my favorite anima'ers
34.) Made For TV Movies: I remember this pokemon movie from waaaay back, that had a ton of jurassic park feels to it.
35.) Comedians: not my shtick to shake if you know what I meen..
36.) Comediennes: FUCK
37.) Hair products: Axe and whatever is around.
38.) Makeup Products: no need for make-up, too fab for shab, dab?
39.) Kind of Pens: jellies
40.) Kind of Shows: cartoons, sadly they are the only shows that seem capable of expressing certain atmospheres, or feel free to try. It's pretty sad. Do you even know what I'm talking about? do you? I'm sure everything I'm talking about was cancelled before you were born.
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: I'm still wearing my claw necklace.
42.) Kinds of Soap: Told you already.
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: manly poos
44.) Game Systems: peesee n exboksh
45.) CD s: I got some, but far too lazy to name 'em all. Foster the People is in there, with my first long lasting CD 'the end' from Black Eyed Peas, granted I don't listen to it often. This is nothing compared to the treasury I have on my computer.
46.) Snacks: Sammiches, oatmeal, pollution
47.) Past times: Reading, researching, practicing telekinesis, drawing, morrowinding.
48.) Things to do on the weekend: Enjoy peace of mind (no visitors), going out on weekends seems to be peaceful too (relatively speaking)
49.) Magazines: Don't read 'em.
50.) Animals: Birds, some dogs, eels, cats, sharks, and of course, my subjects.
Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: Nike and brands like Nike, love wearing the tears of children.
52.) Favorite sweatpants: aeiou
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Teez and Pants
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: I did, and it SUCKED. Tuck the tight shirt that makes the anorexic kids look fat into ugly baggy khakis. It's the look of 'punctual' they said, also because it literally was the way they kept kids from feeling any individuality, so a caste system wouldn't form among angsty 14 years olds- if anything, it was demeaning.
55.) Do you like it?: NAH. I'm done.
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: When I was seven I would tell you "Hot Topic!!" but after realizing there will be nothing but Gir shirts, I quit, and now grab any shirt mildly appealing from Walmart.
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: If I do, it's because there is a lack to variety in clothes, this is a small town.
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Bitch I started the trends! ever since I got my hair purple'd, all the youth here started getting colorful stripes in their hair, and you know what happened when I left school? They banned it. They won't let you even so much as enter the school if you have dyed hair, it's a very sad, true story. So fuck this place.
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Airsomethings...forgot. I don't like wearing shoes.
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: Haven't seen any I liked.
61.) Do you wear hats?: YETH. I want to make one for myself.
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: I got two necklaces, none of which anyone in the right mind would wear for a year straight like I have, so I guess to me, it's a bit. If you count claws and symbols as jewelry.
63.) If so, what?: ah man, I forget.
64.) Do you wear belts?: fuck belts. you know my story.
65.) Do you wear skirts?: I'm not a skirty person.
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?; I think my arms are showing..
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: Eksimo is not a look, it's a way of life. If you didn't know that than CLEARLY you don't watch the local news, and don't know about the Vikings and their fucking domes, which makes you a nobody, really. Now that you are educated, treat yourself to a klondike bar.
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: It's big, but I'm not so sure about pimpin'. I'd be an unorthodox pimp anyways...

69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: A little black leather backpack. Big enough to hold a homemade nuke.
70.) If so, what is it like?: It's nice, because it still has enough room to hold all of my sketchbooks in it.
School
71.) What are your grades like?: Haven't gone to school in awhile. Gun' get meself a GED.
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: I could if our schools weren't run on a budget of rubberbands, and so much more. Our schools are nearly the worst in the country, and there's no wonder as to WHY, the teachers are expected to teach with virtually nothing, with increasing demands of how much shit needs to be crammed into small brains, turning them into abusive lunatics. Nearly every teacher I've known has went on some rampage smashing shit up, and you know what? It's horrible. It cranks out frightened people into a broken system.
73.) Are you failing anything?: Fine Art, maybe.
74.) Do you take a language?: I used to take Spanish, I was pretty good too.
75.) If so which language?: Never telling...
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: Well, nearly all of the teachers I liked at one point did something that really made me question the nice person I thought I knew. It would probably be between my 7th grade art teacher, or my 8th grade crazy geology teacher.
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: When I did, my shit was torn down and thrown away.
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: Not this one.
79.) If so, with what?: I stitched the skins of my enemies together once to make some gloves for the winter.
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: More like write down notes. People used to draw dicks all over me and my things.
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks? Yes. Even my notes and homework had dragon heads and wings and claws bordering the entire page, I was told to stop so many times, but never did.
82.) Do you take art?: Used to. And my last teacher hated me.
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: I used to walk ten miles, uphill. Then when I went home, I walked ten miles, uphill.
84.) Do you like school?: Maybe when I was in preschool. heh...
85.) How big is your school?: It would a sizeable bomb shelter if they remember thay bomb shelters belong underground.
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: No.
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: I've lost hope in public education, so I just teach myself now.
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: You need to be a math wizard to do that, fuck other subjects. It's not like you can write your way to 'success' like the state sees it, thought you knew better. As long as you can crunch the numbers for a machine...
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: I did a lot when I could, I once played the South American ghost of death.
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: Used to go to art club, and spend that time listening about my teacher's glory days in Italy, and how much she loved her favorite students. So I sketched the year away, and one of the pictures I drew was Dirt's Scar.
Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: White. Like the rest of this town. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Messy most of the time, I'm lazy.
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: Cat fur, allergy mucus, woodchips because they cake this room.
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: I've got a regular show poster, Spore poster, JTHM poster (close enough to my computer that I actually seem to constantly find how I feel in one of the faces when I look up), Spy vs Spy poster, Ren and Stimpy poster, Atomic Bomb poster, Godzilla poster, Halo 3 poster, Dirt's Scar poster, and various artwork. Quite a bit 'O posters.
95.) If so, of what?: ....WHY
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: It's broken.
97.) A computer?: THIS ONE.
98.) A radio?: in my computer.
99.) An alarm clock?: nope.
100.) A stereo?: MPTHREEZ
101.) What is under your bed?: Nothing, my mattress is on the floor.
102.) Do you have a big closet?: It's tiny.
103.) Do you write on your walls?: We'd be sued.
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: Nope. But I do have a mooshi/mushii? monster hanging up with a jthm button in it.
105.) If so, what design?: It's an eerie rainbow colored thing.
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: yeah, it's got them peebles on top...huh
107.) If so, of what?: Is this life?
108.) Do you decorate your door?: yes.
109.) With what?: glad I felt that one OHOHOHO- it's a gadfotha poster.
110.) What color is your carpet?: greyish, tanish, with questionable stains.
Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: Oy, not going to even doi it.
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: Like a small stack. I billions more on my computer.
113.) How many exactly?: I'm going to be honest with you. 47 meelion.
114.) Do you download music?: NOOOO, that's what pirates do.
115.) What are your favorite songs?: I like "Pills" from Primal Scream, "The Day of Night" silent hills, "Cigarette Daydreams" from Cage the Elephant, to name a few.
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: Somedays, I go onto my VLC player, and go to the world wide stations to listen to some technos. Though one day I really want to have an old radio to listen in for Numbers Stations.
117.) Do you like loud music?: In the car.
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: That's somebody's shitty taste, who am I to judge?
120.) Do you like country?: Speaking of loathing-
TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: Not many, 'cause it's shit. Adventure Time is pretty good, and I'll bet that if I had Adult Swim, I'd find some shows to love. I do want to watch more SuperJail.
122.) Are you a couch potato?: What else is there to be?
123.) Do you watch the news?: That....POISON?
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: That all depends. I used to act out what was the weird shit in shows because I thought it was cool, it does a good job if your aim is to make everyone avoid you.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: ...01010101010101111000101010
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: And you think daytime television can rot the brain, it's nothing compared to bad jokes, tv needs to grow a spine.
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: Used to.
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: I care....SO MUCH....but find me someone who can appreciate television, if you can, don't bring them to me, do the right thing and sell them as weapons to the Black Market.
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: Yeah, they have the BEST soap operas.
130.) What is your take on commercials?: Needs more Shticky. Shticky makes everything better.
131.) How big is your TV?: 42 inch<- ours is the same size, the one in my room is maybe 15 inches?
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: Never found any universal remote to work my tv, and now even pushing buttons causes flashes of electricity. Broken.
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: No. Even when I did, I had to accept the fact that all that I wanted on tv could not be afforded. (and was probably shit)
134.) Do you like dramas?: Annoying, I am yet to see a good one.
135.) Do you like comedies?: No, but sometimes I watch just to listen to the laugh tracks themselves, why? because now all of those people are dead, you are listening to dead people laughing. Just thinking about it makes it slightly more interesting. Then a bad joke happens, and a brick goes through the tv.
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: Never really got to see it. Tosh.Dickhead is a dick.
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: huegh
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: If I was that kind of person, I'd watch those catfights between barbie dolls, what's funny is it's a miracle they can stand up.
139.) Do you watch music videos?: The cool animated ones.
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren t living in the 80 s?: Those shows suck in general, and no. I don't get the point of schooled on how there was no internet, and computers used to be cardboard boxes. I just look forward to the day when I can glorify the days when we had more human rights. (sarcastic of course, I wish for the opposite)
Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: already talked about this
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: Nope.
142.) Pro-life?: Naw.
143.) Pro-choice?: That's more like it. But let's be honest, there is no democracy.
144.) Are you a virgin?: Tits.
145.) Do you believe in God?: Yes.
146.) Jesus?: A bit.
147.) Allah?: Quite so.
148.) Buddha?: Indeed.
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: I've got three in my room, not hanging. I keep them with other symbols for protection, shit has a way of finding this apartment, and lingering.
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas ?: What? Materialism?
Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: Aids and Spone.
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: like....3...4?
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: A hyena can't judge. I am the funniest, regardless.
154.) Craziest?: goes with
155.) Weirdest?: and I can't make an honest answer because my friends fit so nicely into those categories.
156.) Prettiest: Don't know. You guys have to fight each other on it, the winner shall be dubbed 'purdy'.
157.) Fanciest?: Spone because he kills in a tux.
158.) Sportiest?: I give up. sorry fiends.
159.) Girliest?:
160.) Mellowest?: Aids fo' shore
161.) Stupidest?:
162.) Smartest?:
163.) Thugest?:
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: if two second transactions and spreading STDs counts, sure.
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: No.
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: Our neighbor is trying.
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: Maybe, in conversations about the 'wurl, but I tend to be pretty blunt otherwise.
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Yeah.
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: Mehbeh, never tell you, though.
170.) Are you part of a clique?: If I do, I haven't found it.
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: Most of my best friends found me stumbling like a drunk on the tubes.
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: AIDS AND SPONE, WHOOT! *internet cuts out*
173.) Where did you meet them?: On teletubes. I met Spone through a comment on one of my first vidiers, and Aids, I think we commented on the same thing, he thinks it was a JitteryDragon video, but now we shall never know. Here's a fact- JitteryDragon accepted a youtube friendship from me twice! The others met me through circumstances on this here site, circumstances of which- remain a mystery.
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: L...J? BJ!
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: The last time I slept at someone else's house they made me clean their dog's shit while they beat the dog. I've met some pretty fucked up people.
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: Not really. Not to the extent of which people made themselves at home in my home.
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: Yes, even indirectly. And it fills my heart with painful sorrows, but I keep my keyboard quiet because I'm always scared to lose a friend that I managed to have for a long time. 'Tis why I usually stay quiet.
178:ERROR 707
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: It sank to virtually 2 since 2012, it's like everyone I was friends with either disappeared or got a girlfriend. Something I'm sure Aids can relate to. So for awhile, I shrugged and understood that life happens, and people have friends, but still felt very alone because these are the only people I talk to. C'mon peeps it's not like I actually do anything or go anywhere past this room of mine. shit, if you actually think I could do that, then I invite you over to this piece of heaven. But since I'm not cruel,  I'd charge you for your stay, so you couldn't afford it. It's allowed me to practice my arts and hone some skills, so that one day people will make statues of me, and make silly hats out of my characters...yeah...I'll be fine.
180.) How is this survey so far?: Depressing, but slightly funny. Ask me more about sweatpeats...
This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Bagabag
182.) Punk/Emo: Punk
183.) Rock/Rap: Trip-Hop, YES
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Niggs
185.) Justin/Clay: Tina Fey
186.) Ruben/Clay: Bread
187.) Cat/Dog: Pussy
188.) PS2/Xbox: There is no Halo 2 without Xbox
189.) DVDs/VHS: Both
190.) Cds/Tapes: CDs
191.) Big screen/small screen: Monitor
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: Theatre
193.) Popcorn/Candy: Dip n' Dots
194.) Jacket/Coat: Both is good
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Fake fur
196.) sister/brother: smother
197.) Home/House: enclosure
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: E-spans
199.) Art/Computer: They are one in the same
200.) Laptop/Desktop: Desktop
201.) Pepsi/Coke: SOBE
202.) Orange/Apple: Apple
203.) Phone/Computer: Computer
204.) Email/Letters: Depends
205.) Big/Small: Medium
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizzaaaaaaaaaaa in a bagel
207.) Baby/Toddler: NEITHER!
208.) 16/21: shoe box
209.) CSI/24: Law an Sober
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Batman
211.) Kilborn/Conan: DOVADIIK
212.) Letterman/Leno: Colbert
213.) SNL/MadTV: SNL
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: Those shows sucked
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Oh Sam
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Panny Hosens
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Neither
219.) Fork/Spoon: spork....huehue
220.) People/InTouch: dick cunt
are you?
221.) Gothic?: Firstly, I can't fit into any of these- second-
222.) a freak?: So my friends say, do we trust them?
223.) a computer nerd?: On the software side of things
224.) a science freak?: Can't crunch numbers, can't splice humanity yet....
225.) a sports fan?: Making bets on which Gladiator will live this time.
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: I've sometimes cleared my throat other wise, I'm the person snapping my pencil every two seconds.
227.) a class clown?: No, but I'm usually a fan.
228.) funny?: So they say, so they say even when I said something that was serious. I'm a living joke.
229.) serious?: Most of the time, but still a bit laid back to be made of granite. It seems when I am deadly serious about something, I'm told I'm too young to be thinking about those kinds of things. I think it's a little late.
230.) intellectual?: Yep.
231.) an LOTR nerd?: I could be if I worked towards it, but I don't wanna.
232.) a failure?: Yes.
233.) a success?: How do you measure success? Is it money? Admiration? Or achieving goals someone else set for you? WHAT IS IT? ANSWER ME
234.) a loser?: I hope not.
235.) popular?: In the rogue sense, people seem to do what I do, after I took all the shit for doing what I wanted to. That's fine, but it makes me feel empty inside.
236.) lazy?: I'm the laziest one I know.
237.) outgoing?: Depends on the subject matter.
238.) shy?: Can't look anybody in the eye.
239.) friendly?: Well, that's entirely up to you. I really do try, but everyone tells me I'm mean.
240.) easily annoyed?: Of old shit, like being misunderstood for something nice you do, and being treated like shit for it.
241.) tolerant of others views?: More tolerant than you'd previously think, I only rant when I've been preached to.
242.) addicted to crack?: What a twist!
243.) addicted to any other drug?: Dude...like mostly everyone thinks I am....cuz, like.....hyena....*cough*....highena.......
Though, no. I've never took any drug before, though I think I know which one I would do if it was legal. The most high I've ever been was when I was drugged before surgery, couldn't even explain the plot to Halo....
244.) a partier?: I don't think parties exist here.
245.) naturally hyperactive?: Internally.
246.) wild?: this beasts' tame.
247.) sporty?: Naw
248.) smelly?: Maybe
249.) an insomniac?: YES. I recently went through nearly a week with sparse sleep, I could barely think straight.
250.) a procrastinator?: The Worst
251.) a criminal?: If you think of what I do as a crime. And many people do.
252.) a crackpot?: Chalk World
253.) a bookworm?: Maybe a little
254.) hairy?: :(
255.) good at playing basketball?: I think I wasn't that bad. Had a better time at floor hockey.
256.) in high school?: Forgot what grade I'd be in...
257.) in prison?: yes. I'm writing this from one of those cells they stick you in for maximum isolation. They forgot that it was my room though....fools!
258.) from mars?: No.
259.) straight?: Meh.
260.) gay?: Meh. I think I'm Asexual.
Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: damn right
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: It's happened.
263.) Do you like nuns?: Creepy....
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: It's long and hard....IF YA KNOW WHAT I M-
265.) Do you use correct English?: I make errors
266.) Hablar Espanol?: y?
267.) Spien Deutsch?: doitchhhhh
268.) Speak English?: I made a vow to silence.
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: No :icontearplz:
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Vladimere? I bet I totes spelled that wrong. please don't impale me.
271.) Do you like Russian names?: They good
272.) Like Vlad?: Vlad is Blad
273.) Homer?: Bomer, eeheheheheheheehehclearlymybrainisquitingnow.
274.) Are you a busy body?: Busy mind.
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: I would say no, but now I think I just may be that kind of person.
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: Meet you there.
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: Roller Skates= Bad Memories
278.) Who do you wish was president?: :iconbashplz: <- I wanna see this guy as president.
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: This one again? YOUR B-
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: Maybe this time last year, not anymore.
281.) Are you insecure?: Always
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: Myths mainly.
283.) Roman culture?: No.
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: Modern. I dig that shite.
285.) What style architecture is your house?: Drywall townhouse.
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?:Yes, it's the perfect place to find me treasures.
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: No.
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: It's nothing compared to being kicked and called 'dusty'
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: ...I like clocks...
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: Yes. But if you think about it, no. We can't prove that time exists, because we can't prove that anything exists outside of our heads. Think about it.
291.) Does anybody really care?: No. It's a shallow pool of a world out there. Nobody thinks about anything. They just want to know what the time is.
292.) Who sings that song?: my heart.
293.) Do you like Chicago?: Sure.
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: Yes, the Nevada Craters....
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: I got diddly squat.
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: I go in long parallel lines or in and out of open rooms.
297.) Do you play with dolls?: No. But I tend to compare most folks to dolls.
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: For the lols, I'm usually too tired to give a crap when it's on.
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: Can't do it.
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: Other than enjoying some crafty answers, I feel pretty bad that I wasted so much time on this. The only pay-off will be the comments.
Money
301.) Do you have a job?: I can't really have one.
302.) What do you do?: Draw and read.
303.) Does your boss like you?: If by boss you mean my collaborators? Not sure....The last person who I was collaborating with asked me to wait three months, and it's now been five. And that's just one of many collaborators, I need to find some other projects before I lose my mind.
304.) How much do you get paid?: 0 monies. I'm lucky if someone actually wants to commission me.
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: No banks for no monies
306.) Do you have a credit card?: No.
307.) a checkbook?: No.
308.) Are you a big spender?: Clearly, because I have no monies.
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: We don't have a mall.
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: Don't make me bust out the calculator.
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: It would be worth...like, a peso?
312.) How about a Franc?: FURTER
313.) Do you really care?: No monies to care about
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: If by job you mean waiting-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
though really, all I do is trade doggy designs and random requests, it's good. it's good. Should get back out there soon to get more of those 'jobs'. It's both fun and redundant, just like the Thieves' Guild.
  • Mood: Uneasy
  • Listening to: Gorillaz
  • Reading: morrowind prophecies
  • Watching: game related shet
  • Playing: morrowind, Skyrim Legendary
  • Eating: STUFF
  • Drinking: SOBE Strawberry Banana

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cloistering 3 days ago  Professional General Artist
:fusionrock::fusionrock: :heart: Thank you for the :+fav: on Drawn-to-the-Bone
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LhasaApso Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:! :)
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Sakitaro Mar 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for the watch! it means a lot to me!
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theory6-brian Mar 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave!
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jbrenthill Mar 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for all the favs!
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machine233sin Mar 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the faved.
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singhson Mar 5, 2014  Student General Artist
thanks for the +fav !!!
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mmshoe Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: !
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Friendchow Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for the fav ^o^
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thanks for the F!
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pyro-helfier Feb 4, 2014   General Artist
Thank you for the fave :D
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Jocomjg64 Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
a wonderful mix of kyle gabler, edward gorey, jhonen vasquez, and john r dilworth, all mushed up together to make a truly unique creative direction
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LeeBob07 Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist
Thank you for the fave!! =) <3
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boston-joe Jan 18, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks!
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iFrax-iAm Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
'preciate the fav. Headbang! 
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thanks for the watch! :]
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Thanks for the fav!
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VanadiumTaintedBeryl Jan 10, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Wow, thanks again! :heart:
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machine233sin Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey thanks for the faved.
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Thank you for checking out me art!:) 
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Thanks for the favorite. Godspeed!
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ThreeLeaves Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the favourite ! :D
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VanadiumTaintedBeryl Jan 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hey, thanks for the attention this last year. I really appreciate it.  Hope you are well, and best wishes for the new year!
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Maleficus-Animus Jan 4, 2014  Professional General Artist
Enjoy this llama on behalf of Psychology-Art group
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ebbing-gale Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the fave .
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